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Airlocked Items
Oct. 23rd, 2017 09:28 pmWilling to barter
Athletic Wrap - A supportive elastic wrap for athletes to prevent injury.
Blanketx 2 1 +1 = 2- A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud. - 1 Blanket Traded to Prompto for Casual Wear
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
Antibiotic Gel - A gel with antibiotic properties. Makes wounds heal 40% faster than soap and water alone.
Tarot Cards - A deck of tarot cards. Even if you don't believe they can tell the future, the cards are a work of art.
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like ghost pepper. - Currently thinks might be Agar.
Health Scanner - A handheld electronic scanner that can immediately gauge the health of whoever it's aimed at. It glows green for impotence! Oh, wait, green causes impotence...
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like candy corn.
Inflatable Swimming Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.
Energy Drank - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
Orbital Knight Uniform - A uniform for those of the elite of the Vers Imperial Forces. Its austere gray doesn't protect you from being blown up, sadly.
Tiny Car - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.
Coffee - A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.
Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.
Foot Spa - A machine that helpfully provides a much-needed foot massage.
Willing to lend
Attack On Titan Levix Eren Yaoi Doujin - Where there is a popular fandom, there will be ships, and then there will be hot steamy smut! This is an lovingly illustrated yaoi doujin featuring the ship of Levi X Erin. It’s… very detailed.
Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
Bath Bomb - A ball of tightly-compressed powder wrapped in vacuum-sealed plastic. This one turns the water into an opaque swirl of purple, blue, and silver glitter like a galaxy. Used for Skating on Stars
Lactase Prescription - A prescription bottle that says "Lactase Enzyme." It's great for not shitting
2
Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
3
Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes. - kinda used. currently Being worn
4
Pryna plush - A plush replica of one of Luna's loyal dog companions.
5
Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.
6
Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
7
Borbs - Bird Orbs, or Borbs,
8
Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.
9
Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth. - Being worn as of wedsday 11/8
Not up for trade:
Army Camo Bikini - It’s a bikini with an army camo pattern on it. I hope there’s a swimming pool or something, otherwise this’ll only be good for fan service.
Glitter Cannon - A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
Trumpet - It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.
Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway. - From Lucina. Time to make everything sparkle.
Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin. Looted from Lucina's room and used to quell her hangover.
Tiny Car - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. - looted from Lucina's Room. You have the strange urge to destroy it. - From Slaine's room.
Sky Carrier - A scale model of some kind of sleek, futuristic plane. Its color and the wings might just be evocative of a bat! ...Maybe. If you squint.
Tharsis - A scale model of some kind of chunky, white mecha. Despite its appearance, it's actually pretty agile, although knowing this would probably be more relevant if the actual thing were here. Too bad, so sad? - From Slaine's room.
ROCK SALT BULLETS- It’s a bunch of bullets. They’re all made of rock salt though, so they’re probably not going to do shit to humans. Jiang-shi on the other hand… - Regain. Nabbed from Prompto's room.
Butterfly Mask - A mask in the shape of a butterfly, perfect for obscuring your identity and gender. - nabbed from Lucina's room and being worn as of the 3rd week on monday 24/7.
Spumpkin
Patchwork Dress New Outfit - A little patchwork but still cute Has secret pockets sewn into the skirt.
Post death arrivals:
1
Antiemetic Medication - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!
2
Fruit Basket - A basket full of oranges, grapefruits, and several different kinds of apples.
3
Bath Bomb - A ball of tightly-compressed powder wrapped in vacuum-sealed plastic. This one turns the water into an opaque swirl of purple, blue, and silver glitter like a galaxy.
4
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like lilac.
5
After-Dinner Mints - A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth.
6
Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
7
Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs
8
Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like birthday cake.
Athletic Wrap - A supportive elastic wrap for athletes to prevent injury.
Blanket
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn.
Antibiotic Gel - A gel with antibiotic properties. Makes wounds heal 40% faster than soap and water alone.
Tarot Cards - A deck of tarot cards. Even if you don't believe they can tell the future, the cards are a work of art.
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like ghost pepper. - Currently thinks might be Agar.
Health Scanner - A handheld electronic scanner that can immediately gauge the health of whoever it's aimed at. It glows green for impotence! Oh, wait, green causes impotence...
Vodka - A bottle of vodka. This one is flavored like candy corn.
Inflatable Swimming Pool - A blue rubber swimming pool. Too bad it doesn't come with an air pump to inflate it with.
Energy Drank - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
Orbital Knight Uniform - A uniform for those of the elite of the Vers Imperial Forces. Its austere gray doesn't protect you from being blown up, sadly.
Tiny Car - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.
Coffee - A plastic tub full of coffee grounds. It smells like battery acid and regret.
Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.
Foot Spa - A machine that helpfully provides a much-needed foot massage.
Willing to lend
Attack On Titan Levix Eren Yaoi Doujin - Where there is a popular fandom, there will be ships, and then there will be hot steamy smut! This is an lovingly illustrated yaoi doujin featuring the ship of Levi X Erin. It’s… very detailed.
Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple.
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
Lactase Prescription - A prescription bottle that says "Lactase Enzyme." It's great for not shitting
2
Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
3
Nail Polish - A bottle of holo nail polish. It's like a little galaxy for your fingers and toes. - kinda used. currently Being worn
4
Pryna plush - A plush replica of one of Luna's loyal dog companions.
5
Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.
6
Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
7
Borbs - Bird Orbs, or Borbs,
8
Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat.
9
Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth. - Being worn as of wedsday 11/8
Not up for trade:
Army Camo Bikini - It’s a bikini with an army camo pattern on it. I hope there’s a swimming pool or something, otherwise this’ll only be good for fan service.
Glitter Cannon - A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse.
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
Trumpet - It's a trumpet, for people who like to toot their own horn.
Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway. - From Lucina. Time to make everything sparkle.
Tiny Car - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. - looted from Lucina's Room. You have the strange urge to destroy it. - From Slaine's room.
Sky Carrier - A scale model of some kind of sleek, futuristic plane. Its color and the wings might just be evocative of a bat! ...Maybe. If you squint.
Tharsis - A scale model of some kind of chunky, white mecha. Despite its appearance, it's actually pretty agile, although knowing this would probably be more relevant if the actual thing were here. Too bad, so sad? - From Slaine's room.
ROCK SALT BULLETS- It’s a bunch of bullets. They’re all made of rock salt though, so they’re probably not going to do shit to humans. Jiang-shi on the other hand… - Regain. Nabbed from Prompto's room.
Butterfly Mask - A mask in the shape of a butterfly, perfect for obscuring your identity and gender. - nabbed from Lucina's room and being worn as of the 3rd week on monday 24/7.
Spumpkin
Patchwork Dress New Outfit - A little patchwork but still cute Has secret pockets sewn into the skirt.
Post death arrivals:
1
Antiemetic Medication - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti!
2
Fruit Basket - A basket full of oranges, grapefruits, and several different kinds of apples.
3
Bath Bomb - A ball of tightly-compressed powder wrapped in vacuum-sealed plastic. This one turns the water into an opaque swirl of purple, blue, and silver glitter like a galaxy.
4
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like lilac.
5
After-Dinner Mints - A plastic tub full of soft, sugary dessert mints. They melt in your mouth.
6
Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
7
Space Lube - A tube helpfully labeled Space Lube. The tube is as big as a full-grown man and weighs about 90 lbs
8
Good Vibes - A small, battery-powered device approximately the size and shape of a tube of chapstick. It vibrates pleasantly when the end is twisted.
Personal Lubricant - A small bottle of some kind of slick gel. It tastes like birthday cake.
